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[FIENDISH FANTASY] [LITRPG(ISH)] [SCI-FI? (CUZ WHY NOT?)]
Saving the realms.
Saving the realms.
Gross.
Gross.
Brain-slurpin', knuckle-crackin', and a whole load of zombies.
... or just use the handy 'itch' widget below (dude, that sounds wrong!)...
Support your local goblin: You can request the paperback at your local bookstore! Tell 'em Oozewart sent ya, and the book is distributed via Bookvault and Gardners.
Goblin-grade warning:
Goblin-grade warning:
NOT FOR SMALL HUMANS. CONTAINS GORE, SWEARING, AND BRAIN SLURPING.
THE MISSION (UNFORTUNATELY).
THE MISSION (UNFORTUNATELY).
Oozewart just wanted to punch her boss in the face and collect some fingers. Is that really too much to ask? (Apparently!)
Meet Oozewart, the Knuckle Cracker. She’s a grumpy, brain-slurping goblin trapped under a mountain of fake debt. To buy her freedom, she takes the notoriously deadly Gravekeeper shift at Mortvell’s Crypt. But instead of a quiet night with the dead, she gets sucked through a rogue portal, slapped with the unwanted title of "Entry Level Reaper", and cursed with the worst magical affliction imaginable: the irresistible urge to actually do the right thing.
Now, armed with a bloodthirsty scythe and accompanied by a chatty snot-blob named Wuurrm, Oozewart must slice her way through an army of surprisingly smart zombies. If she fails, she becomes undead chow. If she succeeds? She might accidentally save the realms. Gross.
“Portal Goblin: Volume 1” is the start of a new series… which seems obvious what with the ‘volume 1’ and all, but it’s important to clarify these things.
[REAPER LVL: ENTRY LEVEL] [MORALITY: FORCED] [MOOD: PISSED OFF]
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Support your local goblin: You can request the paperback at your local bookstore! Tell 'em Oozewart sent ya, and the book is distributed via Bookvault and Gardners.
meet The Fiends
meet The Fiends
Oozewart
Oozewart
Middle-aged. Grumpy. A pro at breakin' fingers.
wuurrm
wuurrm
A slimy snot-blob with way too many eyes and too bloody much to say.
zombies
zombies
Undead, near enough unstoppable, and super annoyin'.
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